lumptatious

when you ask someone to do something and they say no, they’re being lumptatious

you: hey can i borrow something
them:no
you: you’re being lumptatious

by xyrupi October 9, 2021

Lumpty

A scrawny and or dad bod having charter that is sloppy and out of shape but somehow seduces a good looking female into dating or being interested in them.

I don't know why she's with that guy ... Buddy's a fuckin lumpty!

by Billy Prickett March 31, 2022

Lump-Summing

The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.

"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"

"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"

"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"

by Muttemor September 3, 2022

Lump Sack

When something is annoying or a liability, it is a Lump Sack.

"Your crime history is a real Lump Sack for your unemployment, David."

by Beefy5Layer November 23, 2022

lumpatis

Call a person a idiot LU-PA-CHUS

Bro you dont know what 3x8 Is? man youre lumpatis

by LIL RES November 30, 2022

stiggy lump

One who is out of control while high. Constantly paranoid,scared. Laughs and eats way to much. Tends to break things and piss off others. Also one who is just overall annoying.

Nanners:yooo man
Stiggy lump: AH! dudeeee!!! im freakin out!

by nanners mctoot February 13, 2009

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010