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Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
by #IAM100% February 25, 2019
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Loch Llyod

A prestigious gated community in the suburbs of Kansas City where only the elite, upper 1% can afford to live. Such trash like mediocre car salesmen could NEVER even pull up to the gate of this elite community of successful business men and women.
"Hey, have you ever been inside one of those mansions at Loch Llyod?"
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."

"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."

"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."

"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."
by Maxine Ford April 24, 2019
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loophole larrys

1) A person who always seems to have the mindset of trying to get around some provision of a law.
2) A person who doesn't really understand, care or appreciate the spirit of a law.
3) A person who uses extreme examples to try to politically kill the passing of a beneficial law.
Most American's willingly follow the laws as given, but there are about 5% of people that are just loophole larrys , so we have to write these laws as airtight as possible or we won't get the beneficial outcome we were hoping for.
by Rebe51 August 23, 2019
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Lochran

A dump so bad that the building needs to be evacuated immediately afterwards.

See church bog stopper
Someone did a Lochran in the office toilet and we're not allowed back in the building for the rest of the week!
by MWindsor February 13, 2020
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Loncho

Loncho is the type of person to have raging problems and not caring about school he also won’t care what people say about him
I was a loncho when I got mad
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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Loocy

Loocy (Loo - kee) is a a new language that is just words backward with a y like May I have your sandwich? is Yamy Y evahy rouyy hciwdnasy? (I becomes Y instead of iy and a becomes y (I is uppercase y and a is lowercase y))
The new language loocy is really gay, but I still think it should be in the urban dictionary.
by VEBOUK November 24, 2020
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LOOC

the hit show and an adjective meaning "extra swag" when referring to cool things and "kinda awkward" when referring to communism
"communism was kind of awkward"
"holy shit dude you watch looc? we should have sex some time"
"dude that sounds Looc"
by Not Lev December 14, 2020
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