Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

by drew a button December 12, 2020

Rage Lock

Also known as caps lock

Someone: "I HATE ALL OF YALL, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN, THEN BLOWN UP THEN FED TO VOLTURES"

You: Dude lay off the rage lock

by Moowoop Gang July 17, 2011

sneeze lock

When you are about to nut and you throw balck pepper at her.
She sneeze and her pussy muscles contract while u are busting a nut inside

Amanda:"Jon threw black pepper at me while we had sex last night"
Tracy:"ohh he sneeze locked you?

by Ben_solo January 7, 2018

box-locked

the act of preventing a female from getting some dick

Susan was talking to John when Tiffany totally box-locked her by sucking his dick.

by Etic February 20, 2010

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

by UncleStacks November 14, 2012

Locked pussy

A woman who is so picky that she rejects almost all men.
She is so picky that she will reject someone if the wind is not blowing just right.
Some estimate that it includes as much as 90% or more of all women.

I ran across another locked pussy.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

Lock Legion

A Flash group based in wordNewgrounds/word made as a joke and only created to annoy and anger people, but was taken over by a persona that was banned from the wordClock Crew/word website.

Man those Lock Legion people stunk up the portal

by Falconrath August 13, 2003