lance armstrong

When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.

bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit

by fattehboi November 2, 2008

lance armstrong

Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.

She was so turned on she went lance armstrong on me after just five minutes.

by ozMo January 12, 2007

lancer whore

n. Pertaining to the video game Gears of War, a person who uses excessively the Lancer to down opponents and then kill them.

Quit being such a lancer whore. It's really annoying when all you do is spray everybody with the lancer, hoping you down one.

by Aaron. J, B April 24, 2008

lainchan

a place where gay people like vim hang out

N33R:"hey vim you are pretty gay i bet you hang out on lainchan"

by n§§r February 17, 2018

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008

dirty lance

When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.

I had a dirty Lance weekend

by Rail rider November 17, 2013

the lance armstrong

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

by PhusionDev July 24, 2006