When an incredibly flamboyant homosexual, often with a baby dick, hangs a loaf of Nickle's white bread by his front door to indicate he is down to blow just about any man who presents himself. This is similar to red lights in the red light districts. When the gay sex has culminated all parties involved indulge in sammiches.
by Ben Jangler May 24, 2021
When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.
by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010
what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.
"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."
"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."
"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."
"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."
"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."
by Krkič February 09, 2019
by travimikelon January 03, 2008
by bill May 02, 2003
When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.
by Iamg0d April 23, 2011
The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo on any classy truck stop dinner menu.
Flow, your meatloaf is puttin' the serious hurt on me.... I'm totally J-loaf'd
Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.
Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.
Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.
Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.
by C-aught you slippin' August 25, 2006