Kristina

A whore

Guys love Kristina but she talks to way to many

by Michaelllll69999 January 15, 2017

krishang

Chutiya Jokesgabbar

I don't understand a word he just said.....He's such a krishang

by MadYash January 10, 2018

Kristine

Kristine- Adj; Kris-teen Describing painful thighs resulting from excessive copulation with one male partner mounted upon the other female sex partner.

"Jeez James, my thighs! You were sure an animal!"

"Tell me schlumpkins, your thighs, do they <i>Kristine<i>?"

"Yes James, yes they do."

by gihorski November 26, 2006

Krishnan

Lord or deity name, now commonly used to direct at people who are surrounded by the 'ladies'. In many cases though, it can be sarcastically used to refer to people who never get laid. Variants of the same are Kanhaiyaa, Kishan etc.

This dude is the 'Krishnan' of our class.
Kanhaiyaa is at his job again.

by wishweller August 29, 2010

kristina

When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.

Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.

Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.

by shodge December 15, 2008

Kristina

A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.

Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.

I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.

by kkputtana November 23, 2010

krishil

faking nonce who needs help plz send help he needs it

dammnnnnn brush why u being so krishil

by krishils worst nitre January 27, 2018