Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

keith whitehead

Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.

Hey, look at that drunk guy over there, he's pulling a Keith Whitehead.

by slackerguard June 25, 2009

Kedith Is A Babe.

Sierra Loves Kedith. :3

WOOOO; you happy now Kedith . :)

Uhh ; Kedith is a babe.

by ajuabaob. September 26, 2010

Keith Suga

Loser, Playa, or a stupid liar using his girl to make someone else jealous.

YOO MAN, DONT GO OUT WITH HIM, HES SUCH A KEITH SUGA

by yomamo. October 19, 2010

Keith Morrised

To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.

Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.

Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!

by aberblaber November 23, 2011

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

Keith'd

When your brother sells all of your band equipment and lies about it. Then when you learn of the atrocity, it triggers suppressed memories of when 8 year old you walked in on him jacking off his fellow cousin and secret lover

" Man have you seen my guitar? I hope it wasn't keith'd again. I've relived enough inbred nightmares"

by forever negative March 5, 2016