Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.
"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."
by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024
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karma water

Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma
by WaltersGUS May 09, 2014
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Call Karma

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
by rhastings88 February 02, 2015
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Karma doesn't cripple

The phrase is an expression used to tell someone to think of an appropriate karma instead of acting off of revenge or revengeful feelings. This was used in mid 2022 as a rebellious act against Roblox's Dinosaur Simulator scammers as to tell the community to humble them and not wipe them completely of their value, as it could've been a dangerous thing to do or promote as much as many users wanted to.
"Have you heard of our friend lately?"
"He recently got wiped of his valuables for taking another's account."
"Be sure to tell them karma doesn't cripple."
by bermudaz June 27, 2022
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Karma (izumybeloved)

literally the best person ever. very lovely and beautiful. likes being praised but only their partner can or i don’t like you🤨—their partner. (/j)
-“Have you heard of Karma (izumybeloved)?”

-“Yeah, they seem really cool!”
by Sal_ June 20, 2021
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Karma fiend

a karma fiend is a person who fakes being nice expecting something in return.
karma fiends are very fake people
by S.A.N.S September 29, 2022
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Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.
I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.
by Ninikins November 11, 2016
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