Insta-karma 

Insta-karma is just a better sounding version of instant karma it is when someone does something either rude or something nice and then has something bad or something good happen to them almost instantaneously.

My sister called me a Jackass and on her way into the kitchen she slipped and fell on her ass, talk about Insta-karma

Insta-karma by Crazywrestler July 21, 2009

Cigarette Karma 

The points you get by giving total strangers cigs

This guy better give me a cig! I have so much cigarette karma points!

Cigarette Karma by unimart September 25, 2009

Public Transportation Karma 

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

Public Transportation Karma by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011

Von Karma

The annoying family of Prosecutors featured in the game phoenix wright.
Includes Manfred and Franzika Von Karma.
They like being perfectly perfect and both hold large records of wins in court.
Their trials are bitches to win.

Manfred Von Karma, is like totally Gants assistant.
Franzika Von Karma has a whip.
I had the Von Karmas.
I wish I was a Von Karma.

Von Karma by Putabananainyoear May 29, 2008

instant karma 

Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!

Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.

instant karma by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2003

Fart Karma 

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.

Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?

Fart Karma by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012

Cunt Karma 

When a person is absolutely miserable to be around and always starts drama.

She’s trying to start shit with you because she has cunt karma.

Cunt Karma by AmyLane March 30, 2023