Kevin 

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

Kevin by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

Kevin 

Someone who doesn't have enough brain cells to know where he/she is on the political compass.

So you believe everything you hear? You're such a Kevin.
He's a kevin, he needs a tutor for everything.

Kevin by MrWiseGuy02 October 25, 2020

Kevin 

Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair smooth like chocolate. His chocolatey eyes so soft and shiny, His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who I have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him .When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He can light up a room in seconds. His the person who will make you smile and happy just by the sound of voice .He is the most amazing guy in the universe and his my soul mate.

Her: You're Kevin is so sweet and gentle

Me: I know and I won't ever let him go

Kevin by emo_babygirl November 2, 2020

Kevin 

The irish godess of getting woman with a bigger penis then the second best god jehu

That guy is sexy as heck he must be Kevin the most handsome god of all.

Kevin by National_facts.gov November 6, 2020

Kevin 

A Kevin is a strange creature he tends to be both extremely right wing at the same time as being extremely left wing. A Kevin is the type of guy to make his wife stay in a trailer park while he sits in his family mansion drinking and eating to his hearts content.

That guy is a right twat, he must be called Kevin.

Kevin by Toothpaste worshiper November 9, 2020

Kevin 

Kevin is the type of guy that never cares about what others think about him. He loves to be funny and he is a really good person to talk to if you are upset.

Kevin really helped me feel great about myself and I love how funny he is.

Kevin by Scarlett Lakes November 11, 2020

Kevin 

A Kevin is a kind person and he loves to cuddle . He will do anything he is told , he is a cute simp but not what you call hot . He loves to talk and loves to hang out with you. You should never doubt a Kevin he is a sweet guy you should never loss him.

I love Kevin's there one of a kind.

Kevin by Thewildkitty November 16, 2020