e-peen jousting

E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.

E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.

An e-peen joust:

Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one

by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009

Jostin

He is really gay

Jostin is really gay he sucked Freddys dick

by SMD264453283 October 27, 2019

Johnny Joestar

A lovely and beautiful cowboy, in SBR/ part 7 of jjba! With a cowboy boyfriend named Gyro Zeppeli<3

Gyro: “Johnny Joestar Come here!”
Johnny: “What is it Gyro?..”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Jouster

A slang term given to a male homosexual, to describe the physical act of a male jousting with another male using their penises.

Ryan: Have you ever seen one of your friends penises?

Me: No?! WTF?!

(Later)

Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?

Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.

by everton9t4 October 13, 2016

Anal Jousting

Two people line up their assholes and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys asshole.

Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!

Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.

by James Jammer Jammerson November 28, 2013

Jorsty

pertaining to esoteric references usually made by hipsters who wear jorts

Hipster: that was just a reference to Baudelaire
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...

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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now

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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...

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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!

by valvosky September 28, 2010

big jount

A big ass on a fine black girl

She got one of them big jounts, I'm tryin to hit that.
Go 'head son!!!

by blacklabel4451 April 12, 2008