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jordan's on a saturday 

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.
You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.
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Jordan: An amazing kisser, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, best to cuddle with, sexy, kind, caring, big heart, happy, funny, fun loving, loves God.. his family..girlfriend..and friends, someone you can't live without, utterly good looking and has the luckiest girlfriend ever because she is so totally blessed to have such an amazing man in her life. There is no one like him. He is one of a kind, a true gem! Once you meet him you'll fall in love with this prince charming from the South!
Someone I cannot live without. I love you babe!

Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
Jordan by ajack555 October 12, 2013

jordanesque 

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.
Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
jordanesque by sam cassell April 11, 2011
Jorynn is the kind of person who is smart, beautiful, and doesn't take shit from anyone. She cares for the people that she loves but as soon as someone talks shit abut her family or friends you can't stop her from being destructive. Some guys love her, and others just wanna do her... she's the kind of girl who all girls want to be
Woah that Jorynn girl is so amazing
OR
Holy shit, Jorynn is so hot
OR
Damn, she's fine!
Jorynn by EverBlue Phantom August 17, 2011
An extremely nice, talented guy who'll have your back till the day you die. Always loved and protects his true lover!

A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.

Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!
Jordan by Skyeskyeskye November 6, 2016

no jordans

A phrase used to address someone who makes excuses for not going places.
A: Hey, you wanna come over?

B: Nah, I can't, I'm too tired...

A: No jordans!

Jordan Hall 

An asshole guy who stares at your boobs all day then, doesn't ask you out after.
Dude, that guy is such a fucking Jordan Hall!! He was totally all up on me !!
Jordan Hall by Ame Ai me October 26, 2011