geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 01, 2006

sample jam

when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.

Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.

by BurroughOwl March 01, 2012

Cum jam

Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.

Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?

Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.

Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!

Person 2 : Please help...

by FvcknMe July 10, 2018

lime-jamming

(V.) to shove a lime into crevice(s), with hole or slit in lime on the exposed side/area and proceed to fuck the lime."

"Man arrested for lime-jamming at local ATM"
"Im a lime-jammer"

by Kind_trashcan November 23, 2015

Jam Juice

The Koolaid Jammers a person drinks while jamming with their band

Hey man do you have any jam juice for our jam session today?

by melb0293 March 23, 2009

Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.

After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.

by Johnny Lashwhip January 13, 2011

Jist of the Jam

The core of a problem.

Bob: “I always struggle in school.”
Tom: “You never study, that is the Jist of the Jam.”

by Doran Ray January 08, 2018