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Action Jackson

A guy who thinks he gets a lot of action but really doesn't.
Action Jackson talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk.
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.
by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018
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michael jackson

The King of POP, The Artist of the best selling album in the world Thriller ( not to be confused with Eagles Greatest hits which is the best selling album in the US ).
Currently on case for child molestation, and thought guilty by uneducated ppl who get influenced by cheap taboids.
Michael Jackson has sold more copies of thriller that the total population of the united kingdom (58 million).

Man, you dance almost as good as Michael Jackson.
by Jiggaak June 3, 2004
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Jacksonville

A City in Northeast Florida, known also as Duval, "Da BangEm", and 904 etc.

Jacksonville is a unique city. With one of the top three murder rates in the country, 7 beaches within 20 miles, a river that runs straight through it (one of two rivers in the world that runs north), and the largest land mass of any city in the United States, its anything but ordinary.

With one of the largest ghettos in the country, (Northside/Westside) its hard not to have a large murder rate. And we do.

Jacksonville is a diverse city, with some of everything, Latinos, Whites, Blacks, and is definatley not the Nascar loving city many people think it to be.

Most tourists come to jacksonville for the beaches, or for the superbowl that was held in 2005.

Many Famous musical artists came from jacksonville, such as lynyrd skynyrd, young cash, red jumpsuit apparatus, shinedown, yellowcard, 38. special, florida boys, along with many more.

Jacksonville is also home to the Jaguars, arguably one of the most Gangsta NFL teams, with players like Reggie Nelson and Rashean Mathis.

All in all, Jacksonville is a great city, and im proud to represent da 904.

All these other haters cant handle the beast of the south that is DUVAL.
"Hey, did you catch the Jags game last nite where Mathis intercepted Rothlisberger twice and ran for touchdowns?"

"Yeah, nothin but straight G's come outta J-ville"

"There are also a few bands of Vigilantes operating in the 904, such as J.I."

"WTF"

"Jacksonville"
by Von Fuchs July 2, 2009
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randy jackson, the

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.
Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson
by Matt May 1, 2005
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jackobite

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up
me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"
by Bless up January 16, 2008
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jacksonmorris

The ancient art of tossing another homo sapiens salad or the licking of the rectum.
After the 46 year old crack head prostitute asked me to jacksonmorris her i was forced to ask for my money back and leave.
by playboy25 May 11, 2010
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