Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.
by pledet October 03, 2005
When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.
me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
by LVNUTZ July 11, 2010
The best mp3 player that you can use to listen to music or cheat on a test cause teach don't realized that you can put test notes on it.
by a-girl-that-cheated-with-ipod February 28, 2005
"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"
by tahnee May 14, 2005
Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
Ipod Touch: Bend over.
by TArne February 10, 2009
An excuse for when a guy is dancing with a girl, gets a boner, and when the girl confronts him about it, claims that its just his iPod
Man 1: Dude, Last night at the club, I was dancin with this chick, and got a boner.
Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?
Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod
Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?
Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod
by AlsoknownaS April 20, 2010
Alternative nickname for Generation Z (abbreviated as "Gen Z"), a generation of persons born between 1995-2010 (typically 2009 as a ending birth year).
by Ryan900USAYT December 22, 2022