Kill Yourself

This is a term used when someone is engaging in or displaying behavior/belief/attitude so incredibly ridiculous/ignorant/ass-backwards that the only possible solution to propose is to strongly suggest that they eliminate themselves from existence. Hence #kill yo'self.

Basic Bitch : "He said he just be really busy after 9 every day, soo.."

Boss Bitch : "Bitch Kill Yourself

by JD Luxe aka Ms. Kiss March 30, 2010

killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

by tonmeister February 14, 2005

Killed by the Guardians

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.

Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.

by Halcylon March 18, 2008

party kill

Anything that goes wrong or ends unexpectedly in any circumstance.

*drops phone*
"PARTY KILL!"

*crashes car"
"PARTY KILL!"

*talks to much*
"PARTY KILL!"

*song skips*
"PARTY KILL!"

by felicha January 10, 2008

killing daisies

Killing daisies refers to having to take a piss while in the backyard at a house party. You're at a house party, in the backyard and the seal needs to be broken. You see the line for the bathroom is long so you find the closest unoccupied space of wall and break the seal.

"Dood! What are you doing?"
"No worries bro, just killing daisies."

by j mingo May 05, 2007

Captain Kill

A name for a player in Halo3 that grabs the Sniper Rifle on Sandtrap and goes out to one of the far corners of the open desert map and snipes people. The name derives from a film clip featured in the Bungie Favorites where it shows a player named "Captain Kill" sniping from the a far edge of the map.

I keep getting sniped by that fucking Captain Kill.

by Kamikazi Kat August 07, 2008

kill yo'self

Commonly used to tell someone that the statement they just made is completely insane.

Girlfriend: Baby, will you buy me this $50 dollar dress?
Boyfriend: Kill yo'self!

by ilove420 December 18, 2008