crazy host mom

Mom who throws their son a party so she can hook up with his friends

Vances mom is such a crazy host mom she hooked up with all of his friends

by Vance December 14, 2014

Video Hostage

when someone( specifically friends, family, coworkers) forces you to watch painfully unfunny or uninteresting videos .
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .

When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.

My brother sat across me from me looking at something on his phone. He laughed boisterously. I jumped up and ran out of the room before I became his video hostage and was forced to watch people fall or get their balls smashed in.

by Beelzebubles February 28, 2015

check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage

I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.

by bippi April 4, 2015

cigar holster

Another name for a vagina.

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?

by docoperator November 21, 2016

Cock Holster

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.

"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"

by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017

gallery host

A gallery host is a person named Abby that works at a hotel and gives ambiguous directions to the elevators.

The gallery host said to take a left towards the hallway, but forgot to mention to take an immediate right.

by Tite Ass Lady July 25, 2017

bitch hoist

A running board on a truck or SUV

"I had to drive mom to the dentist in my vehicle this morning. Thank God Luke installed those bitch hoists.

by the wetspot September 17, 2017