Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 19, 2022

Let’s Hoop

To want shoot or kill your opponent In a deadly manner . Commonly used by the YN’s and younger youth .

“ Drop addy and let’s hoop then “

by TrapLanguage April 25, 2025

hoop dreams

having hoop dreams before you found out there were other ways to score, and if she wants to be ur bitch she has to be obedient, she can NOT be a whore!

i used to have hoop dreams before i found out there were other ways to score

by nothoopdreams June 10, 2025

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 24, 2022

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo August 17, 2015

hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass

He bob you can hoop me if you want

by Johnnybwoii June 01, 2017

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 06, 2014