birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

cooter hook

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

by ra3g March 30, 2009

Grapple-hook

Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.

Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!

by Tsanuri June 17, 2009

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.

My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015

Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.

At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.

by WolfmanChi May 31, 2016