Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP August 30, 2016

Helicopter dick

The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.

It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*

by Trap Monroe February 2, 2018

Helicopter

When someone really drunk throws up while pooping at the same time. Produces an incomprehensible smell that is comparable to Bigfoot's dick.

Christian got so drunk at his party that he helicoptered all over his backpack.

Damn Kiko was fucked up on his birthday and helicoptered!

by s.latch September 23, 2011

the helicopter

where the girl gets on her hands and knees, a man inserts his penis into the womans ass hole or vagina, and starts spinning around.

i almost threw up doing the helicopter to that blond last night.

by penguinsroc666 October 22, 2009

helicopter dick

when you spin your hips in a circular motion so your penis looks like a helicopter rotor. Seen in the lonely island music video 3 way

Dude i showed my girlfriend the helicopter dick, she thought it was awesome

by dapredakiller November 13, 2011

Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.

Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...

by linkdeadjr March 7, 2020

helicopter

The act of slapping someone's face from right to left with your erect penis.

I went to give him a blow job and he almost knocked me unconcious with a helicopter!

by Twisted February 27, 2003