turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

give head

perform oral sex on an another individual

She said I give great head.

by weasel October 10, 2003

give me head

To ask for someone to engage in Oral Sex with you

I want you to give me head hardcore

by AeronL February 19, 2008

Poo Head

When you want to insult someone and cant think of anything very interesting or clever to say.

You are such a poo head!

by kula90 January 8, 2005

head fake

In market trading, a situation where a market appears to be moving in one direction but suddenly reverses.

The price of equities increase, and all indications prior to that are that it will increase, but shortly after reverses direction and lowers.

"Sept 28th was a major head fake, equities fell substantially the remaining month."

by losershot September 29, 2009

fuck-head

Fuck-head is a person who acts like they have very little sense. Someone who acts childish.

She's so drunk, she flashed the entire crowd. What a fuck-head!

by Jesa_gurl January 8, 2006

Urban Dick Head

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.

Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head

by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009