school of hard knocks

Your white trashy cousin studied there according to his Facebook page.

"Honey, where did your cousin go to school?"
"Well according to his Facebook page he has Studied at the school of hard knocks"
"I'll put that in his obituary."

by greenhat99 October 23, 2020

7th ward hard head

A 7th ward hard head is a resident of New Orleans who was born and raised in the 7th Ward.
Mannie Fresh is a 7th Ward Hard Head

"Where you from son?"
"The 7th ward"
"Oh so you a 7th ward hard head huh?"

by Duels and Bruxelles May 5, 2008

acting hard

when someone acts like their cool but they really arent.

jim: yeah im gonna mess jamie up
jake: shut up jim your acting hard🙄

by hahalibby June 12, 2018

Blow-hard

Someone who boasts excessively and exaggeratively about his or her imagined talents or abilities. Also characteristic of someone who thinks they know something that others do not. Blow-hards are akin to name-droppers.

"Ever since John started attending Yale University, he has become such a blow-hard."

by Nimrod Nineveh November 7, 2009

hard off

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

max hardcore

Born Paul Little, Max Hardcore has made a name for himself as the filthiest man in porn.

His film series include:

Max World
Planet Max
Pure Max
The Max Factor
Max Extreme
Hardcore Schoolgirls

max hardcore is one sick fuck

by the max faktor December 1, 2004

hard poke

When you wake up with a boner and roll over and poke your girl friend in the back.

Man, my girlfriend gets so pissed when I wake her up with a hard poke.

by danyaden October 4, 2015