MC hammered

To get really hammered and spend all your cash.

crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"

muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."

by muzzydoesit January 15, 2011

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Penis Hammer

the act of ejaculating on a girls face and rubbing the cum into her skin, by hammering her face with your penis

Cindy was giving me head last night, it was so sick

Did you penis hammer her?

Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye

LEGEND

by stoner4boner March 8, 2010

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Siberian Sledge Hammer

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick

"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."

by scizzott November 13, 2007

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hamberder

The act of having a Russian prostitute takes a dump on you

Went on a "business" trip and decided to have a double hamberder.

by meow meow beanz January 15, 2019

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thors hammer

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.

Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer

by jaque louve March 12, 2005

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You stand on a desk or a table and make the woman get on the floor on her knees. Then you grab your dick by the base and jump off the desk/dresser and yell,"THE DOOOOM HAMMMMER" Then hit her square on the forehead with your dick.

I gave Lisa The Doom Hammer last night.

by Ninja'd October 17, 2008

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banana hammer

When the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. Instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

Imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would "banana hammer him". If griefing was against the rules in so said server.

Joh:SuperCoolked99, You were griefing!
Gunney: Banana him!
LowLife: No! let me banana him!
Domz: Banana him!!! LOLOL
SuperCoolked99: No please! Not the banana hammer! I won't do it again!
Joh: HERE COMES THE BANANA HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER!!
-Joh has banana hammer'd SuperCoolKed99-

by Johs Minecraft November 23, 2011

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