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Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.
Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!
by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017
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Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.
It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.
by SlyD0g March 4, 2017
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Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
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half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
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Half-life

Valve's Half-life is one of the best games, and one of the best game series, to grace the Steam library. It was revolutionary, and not only proved that mindless shooters can have a compelling story.

Half-life 2, proved that good physics can be a vital asset to shooters/ With the inclusion of the Gravity gun, one of the series most iconic weapons, the Source physics engine is put to the test, being able to launch entire boxes, and barrels, and throw them an insane distance.

The music is an integral part of the series. It puts some extra flavor on everything. Like when you come upon a very eerie setting like Ravenholm, creepy music begins. Or when you get thrown into a HECU ambush, or a Hunter-Chopper chase, amazing action packed music starts playing.

Something that helped take off the series was the inclusion of a silent protagonist, Gordon Freeman. Giving the player a character that only makes decisions that the player makes, means that you don't get to see a story though the character's eyes, you are the character. This stays pretty much the same through out the entire series. And not to mention that so many things came out of these games. Such as Counter-strike, Team Fortress 2, or even Garry's Mod, even though it's not a Valve game, it was built directly off of Half-Life 2.

And I can go on for hours, but you've probably got better things to be doing, like school work. But I don't blame you. School is terrible.

Long story short: Half-life is fucking amazing.
Guy 1: Hey man. What's you favorite game?
Guy 2: Half-life. Easy.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Nephilis Thylord November 30, 2020
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half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012
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Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.
Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"
by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012
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