Grinchly

To act or feel in a non-Christmassy way, as though you wish it wouldn't happen in the first place.

Ed: Took down my Christmas decorations already.
Edd: But it's only the day after Christmas!
Eddy: Dude, that's Grinchly!

by acesgirl6 December 29, 2009

Gunches

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.

by Deavii February 19, 2010

Mexican-Grinch

An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!

Mexican-Grinch -
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOO, Mexican- Grinch!!!!!
person 1- fuck.

by Viva La Donald April 22, 2018

Grinch Finger

A long tuft of protruding pubic hair missed in the shaving process.

Going down on Jane in the dark, I suddenly turned on the light to see what I was putting my mouth on...a grinch finger!

by Dutchie69 July 23, 2011

Gunch

Collective noun- group of lesbians

The gunch were having so much fun!

by Lasagne August 20, 2013

Gruncle

When you have to take an extremely long and painful dump after eating alot.

Me: After this I'm going to take a nice gruncle.
Friend: So will i.

by The Diego Bleachers August 30, 2016

gunching

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

by foxracer4325 September 1, 2007