grass stain

When you do a girl anal and you get that shit thats green on your dick and you cockslap her in the face with it.

Guy1:I grass stained my girl last night
Guy2:lols
Guy1:I broke up with her afterwards
Guy2:why?
Guy1:she liked it.

by diarrheaman May 1, 2011

grasseater

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead

The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.

by Light Joker November 6, 2004

Dirty grass

When u stick ur dick in a girls ass when she is sleeping

"hey, I dirty grassed Ms.Perrone last night"

by Greg Romano November 13, 2004

grassler

(grass-ler) n.
One who grassles; a man who tricks women into drinking with the sole intention of seduction. see also: grassle, femgrassler, mangrassler, or frat boy

Joe: Hey man, did you see Tom whip out those grassling skizzizles on Amy last night? So crunk'd!
Jimbo: Heck yes, she had no idea his sole intention was seduction! What a grassler.!

by Sexy Cuban October 8, 2005

grickle grass

The type of vegetation that surrounds the home of the Lorax from Dr. Seuss.

And deep in the grickle grass, some people say, if you look deep enough you can still see, today, where the Lorax once stood just as long as it could
before somebody lifted the Lorax away.

by Colinius March 9, 2007

Ass is Grass

This is already defined here, but the tag line hasn't been mentioned! "...and I'm the lawn mower!"

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!"

by DayleSnail May 12, 2008

Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

See:
Kavanaugh
Fucked
Boof

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018