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goya

I really want some girl to suck on my goya.
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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Gotta Nine

Peace out.
To Leave.
To Go.
Can be used to say you're leaving to go do anything.
Mainly used after getting stoned with some friends.
*cough cough*
dude i'm too done! I gotta nine.
by MrPreztheamazingone May 26, 2011
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Malta Goya

The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.
I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!
by Uther Mandrell March 3, 2009
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gotta risk it to get the biscuit

One must risk it all to get to the female vagina.
"She told me to jump off that 50ft cliff into the water. Despite my fear of hights, I jumped. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit!
by FFLguru October 18, 2015
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Gothard

The act of changing the name of someone else’s pet and convincing that person to start calling said pet by their new name. Someone capable of performing a Gothard is marked as an elite influencer who can either use their power to further mankind, or bring it to it’s ultimate destruction.

There are two levels to Gothering:

Level 1, or “job well done”: Change the name of the pet and convince the owner to call the pet by their new name, but owner remembers that the name came from someone else. They are aware of being Gothard and know that they did not come up with the name themselves.

Level 2, or “Inception”: Change the name of the pet and influence the owner to call the pet by a new name, but leave the owner fully convinced that they came up with the name and that is what the pet has always gone by. This is the highest level of Gothering and has only been achieved once by Jesus Christ himself. It was attempted again by Voldemort in the early 1980's but was deemed too difficult.
Julianne's dog's name was Petunia but everyone hated it so Chris performed a Gothard and now it goes by Magnus Warrior King.
by wilsoniam August 12, 2012
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GOTTA TYLER

Removing yourself from drama quickly
*drama starts*
GOTTA TYLER
*runs away into the night*
by Tyjojishwa May 22, 2016
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goya cookies

mark: I got these great goya cookies, you've gotta try them!
you: ew they taste disgusting
you: why do I want more...
by 420inmyanus November 15, 2016
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