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thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.
Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?
by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 April 4, 2016
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Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018
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Thot Goggles

A non-prescription pair of glasses that female hoes wear that belong on a 1970s accountant.
Person 1- “Oh are those your grandpas glasses?”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”
by Dylan Wiener June 6, 2018
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Thot Goggles

A type of goggles you wear in order to see thots close cousin to the clout goggles
I saw a thot with my thot goggles
by Thot goggles February 28, 2018
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rusty goggles

When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles
by StayRustyMyFriends May 25, 2016
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Goonie Goggles

noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.

Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.

References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 5, 2016
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Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.
Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.
by Bigbubba666 May 6, 2016
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