gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 18, 2009

Gnarfty

A portmanteau of gnarly, nasty, and barf. Used to describe a particularly undesirable situation, person, or weather condition.

The weather here today is certainly gnarfty.

by Perokeet February 22, 2009

Graffeace

Graffeace is act vandalism, in which the participant takes dump in a highly inconsiderate location without permission of the property owner.

girl: "That Robbie is a serial Graffeace artist! Last night he took a dump on old man Thorns front door step. There was seriously Graffeaces all over the place!"

boy: "oh Word!"

by Robbie Sea August 14, 2009

gnarfbobble gward

1. someone who is good for nothing

2. someone who has no reason for existence.

You stupid gnarfbobble gward.

by bread infection December 4, 2009

Gaff

When a person intraveniously injects meth and the rush is so intense it causes the person to instantly cough. Hense, the coughing is known as the gaff.

Wow, did you hear the "gaff" I got from that load I just did?

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010