kitty cat golf

Verb- to go to a golf course and defecate in a sand trap

"Yo man lets tip some cows"
"Hell no lets go kitty cat golf"

by Rangerrye September 26, 2013

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

Yee Haw Golf

A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.

Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW

by El Walkerama April 14, 2019

go play golf

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win

go play golf - donald duck's management team

by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

Free Round of Golf

Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.

Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”

by TDSMTD February 1, 2021

Blue Heron Golf Course

A shitty golf course in Blue Heron.

Example 1
Person 1: Is that the Garden of Eden?
Person 2: No that's just a bunker at Blue Heron Golf Course
Example 2
Person 1: Fuck I just hit the chunkiest divot

Person 2: It's fine, did you forget we are playing at Blue Heron Golf Course?

by ___(-_-)___ September 7, 2021