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Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches
(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.
by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019
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Gladn

The creator, a being of unbeknownst power. Father of Gor and Ryus.
“Gladn! Answer my prayers! Open the gates!”
by Ryus? March 19, 2020
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glad camping

Sharing another persons camping space. To mooch.
Oh they're just glad camping for the night.
by Trent Augusta Walker April 26, 2020
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Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.
Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.
by *prrr* July 8, 2020
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Gladulous

Used to express a highest level of happiness and contentment. When everything in your life is going well. Combines “ glad” and “ fabulous “,
How are you today? I am just “ gladulous”!
How was the party last night ? “ gladulous”

I just bought my dream car! Wow, I am so “gladulous “ for you!
by Gladulous August 9, 2020
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Gladragged

Verb: To have rough, rapid penetrative sex with an old-aged Pensioner.

Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)

The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Homie 1: (at the end of a long-winded, emotional speech, having sensed a secret being held back) "...no secrets between us!! Just tell me!"

Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"

Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"

Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)

Homie 1: "..."

Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)

Homie 1: "...A'ight."
by CBurbanI.Q. September 4, 2020
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Gladhand

To welcome someone warmly with significant physical contact like a double handshake or a hug.
This is a great church if you like to be gladhanded by strangers.
by Bizzill Hizzause March 29, 2021
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