futureaversary

The future anniversary date of 2 people. The future date where 2 people plan on getting married or taking their current relationship to the next level.

Erica: OhMiGosh today is TOTALLY our futureaversary!!!!
Joe: oh ya. schweet
Erica: Ya WHATCHA get me!? WHEREYA taking me for dins?!? I cant wait to open my futureaversary present!!!

Joe: I gotchu baby, in three-sixty-five, you'll have everything you want on your wedding day

by rollinstonezies October 29, 2015

Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.

The customer has requested a future enhancement .

by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017

future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool

damn thats a lot of future freshies

by futurefreshie March 11, 2017

future-learn

Future-learn: a globalized school of learng including distance free online learning

Future-learn: the future-learn school management board has offered free courses at all level.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 29, 2017

Future champions

A group of three that sweat confidence and will get past any difficulty

“Look at those guys over there I bet they suck”
“You a skanky hoe they’re future champions mayne”

by Future champ September 27, 2017