Funging

When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.

I went funging at Walmart today, my taint was so sour and moist I just about funged on everything

by Father McKinley April 1, 2024

fung-ping

Fung-Ping, the cutest most beautiful sexy bang tastastic woman to walk the Earth. Asian by nature she has the finest tits and hairless minge you will ever see. Loyal, intelligent, honest and loving, a perfect mother. When she rides on top then pulls you out and let's you push it up her arse she squeals like a Werewolf on Speed, you'll cum in less than 30 seconds. She is super flexible and can get her body into any position imaginable. The perfect soul mate. If you see her you will fall in love forever

Just seen Fung-Ping, OMG iam in love!!!🔥🔥🔥

by Jim Bobbing 888 April 6, 2024

fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

Funger

the intense desire to enter a deadly dungeon to kill/find a man, it usually carries symptoms of irrational terror and detrimental starvation, some people affected by funger have been known to go missing.

"I'm feeling the funger" -Ragnvaldr

by 一人 April 29, 2024

Fungi Logic

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

by end00 May 6, 2024

Funger

Compound of fear and hunger, in reference to the Finnish indie game "Fear & Hunger." Used to abbreviate the title of the game.

Have you seen the Harvestman death scene in Funger?

Enki is my favorite Funger character.

by dustybutthole42069 May 7, 2024

Fungerous

Something fun and dangerous

We could go bungee diving off an airplane! That could be very fungerous!

by Anonynonymousse May 12, 2024