The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
Get the Folding Chair Shrinkagemug. by espam March 2, 2024
Get the Fent foldmug. Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.
Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!
by Che Criollo September 22, 2023
Get the fentanyl foldingmug. A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.
by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025
Get the I see how the tables foldmug. “folded for the crease” is when you get back with your ex girlfriend regardless of why you two broke up in the first place just so you can have sex with her again. you initially didn’t wanna get back with her, but you folded and threw all rational thinking out the window for the vaginal crease.
“dude i didn’t wanna get back with my ex but she threw the pussy at me. why did i do it?”
“bro, you folded for the crease.”
“bro, you folded for the crease.”
by Slatty McSex June 22, 2025
Get the Folded for the Creasemug. by anonymous February 16, 2024
Get the Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosmmug. by Michel123piano February 1, 2017
Get the Iron the foldsmug.