Fold; overweight and elderly (combination of fat and old)
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
my daughter and I are having ice cream and I ask her if i look “fold” or “am i folded?”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
by Petexia Tired-of-all-this June 24, 2022
Present tense
Jaime: Was I supposed to done something with you today?
Josiah: Yeah you were supposed to pick me up from the airport today, wtf you fucking fold!
Past Tense(North Jersey)
Jay: *drops blunt*
Paul: Gah damn you foldin! Somebody's fucking ya bitch, call ya girl!
Jaime: Was I supposed to done something with you today?
Josiah: Yeah you were supposed to pick me up from the airport today, wtf you fucking fold!
Past Tense(North Jersey)
Jay: *drops blunt*
Paul: Gah damn you foldin! Somebody's fucking ya bitch, call ya girl!
by Giovanni Night July 20, 2018
by ‘ligma’ July 29, 2021
Sex.
by Wise guy 2012 September 01, 2021
heating up a honeybun using a blowtorch or oven(microwaves are valid aswell) then lacing it with fentanyl. You then find a worthy candidate to eat your laced honey bun. Then you play the waiting game and fuck them using the honey bun icing as lube after they fent fold.
Guy 1: wanna eat my honeybun bradley
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!
Bradley: are you trying to fucking sweet fold me?
Guy 1: maybe
Bradley: shoulda just asked!
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
Having your brain folded is when you or a specific person says something so stupid you can’t believe
Person 1: Bro why do they call them strippers their close are already off
Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded
Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded
by TNewman1234 August 11, 2017
Terry Folds, while similar to Terry Flaps, are classified as any loose bodily skin flaps that can be used for the purpose of self gratification, or more commonly, fornication using non traditional penetration and sexual friction.
by Terry Folds November 20, 2021