A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.
Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!
:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.
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Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
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Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
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Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .
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So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.
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So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.
No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.
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