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wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.
My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.
by Poopwords May 9, 2020
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golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower
Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!
by almasty September 2, 2020
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Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.
Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping
by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020
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Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.
"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"
by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021
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Mouth Flapper

1) Someone who talks a lot.

2) Someone who can't shut the fuck up for more than 1 minute.

3) Someone who talks before thinking.
3) Someone who constantly keeps talking without reading the room, or having the approval to talk from his peers.

4) Someone who interrupts everyone just to talk. Loud/abnoxious.
5) Someone who doesn't give others the chance to talk.

6) Someone who thinks their talking will solve world hunger.
"That boy is a mouth flapper."
"Stop mouth flapping so much."
"Mouth flappers are annoying."
by faral October 11, 2022
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Mouth Flapper

1) Someone who talks excessively.
2) Someone who doesn't think before they talk.

3) Someone who interrupts others to talk.
4) Someone who talks without reading social cues of annoyance by others.

5) Someone who obnoxiously talks and doesn't shut up for 1 minute in a span of 20 minutes.

6) Lastly, someone who thinks their talking is actually enjoyable by others when it is not.
That boy is a mouth flapper.
Can you stop mouth flapping please.
WOW, enough with the mouth flapping.
by faral October 18, 2022
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Captain Flapjacks

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"
by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023
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