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Falcon Punch

Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.

As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.
I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.

Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*

Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?
by SamIsSexy. November 28, 2009
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Blue Falcon

A "buddy fucker." One that screws over his fellow battle buddies for his own gain in life. A blue falcon is commonly known as the guy no one likes, the bird of prey, or the platoon bitch.
Maddox wasted all of his toilet paper crying in the bathroom, so to compensate he stole everyone else's.....damn blue falcon
by Thunderplebe October 26, 2009
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eating falcon

the act of cunniligus, oral sex on a woman, eating out
All the girls heard of your legendary eating falcon technique.
I hoped you washed up all from all of that eating falcon.
by Kool_AidX August 17, 2008
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fallout boy

worst band ever. lead singer w/ extremly high pitched voice. if not for the guitar work, songs would be confused with those of Nsync or 98 degrees.
guy : fallout boy is fucking queer.
girl : shuuut upppp! fallout boy rox my sox!
gay guy: yea totally!
by aaron September 19, 2004
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falcowned

While playing Super Smash Bros Melee., an opponent is hit with Falco or Capt. Falcon's spikes.
"You might as well not even try to come back to the stage, because you are guaranteed to get falcowned by me."
by Nadez 4 Dayz August 9, 2008
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fallout 1

Fallout 1 is the first in the fallout series made by interplay, released on Sep 30, 1997. fallout 2 and fallout: Tactics were also released by interplay before the company became bankrupt and the rights to the fallout series were handed over to the Company "Bethesda Softworks" well known for games such as The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and others FALLOUT 1 is a post-apocalyptic Role-Playing game and is known for it's dark story and gameplay
i just got fallout 1 its great so far.
by Gambez101 May 6, 2016
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Falco Lombardi

A tall blue bird from the Star Fox games who's a jerk to his team but also cares about them and is the second in command of the team and leads Fox into hidden areas and he is super intelligent.
by itsdante August 5, 2016
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