fake thug

1. any one who desperately wants to be hard, but for whatever reason does not fit the bill

2. an idiot

3. someone who claims to be hardcore, a gangster, or a street dweller, but really isn't.

4. a rapper who capitalizes off of the gangster or hardcore image, but no longer lives like that in real life.

Clarence acts like a thug when he's with us, but when the real thugs come around he's all scared to stand up for himself.

Timmy lives in an affluent suburb, drives a Hummer that his parents paid for, and will go to college without any financial worries at all. Why is he bumping 50 cent, talking all hard, and trying to start fights? Simple, because he is a fake thug.

by Douglas Teel November 5, 2007

fake friend

A person who talks about you behind your back, and tries to be your friend upfront. A person who is incredibly fake,especially when it comes to being a friend and being there for you.

She is such a fake friend. Always runnin her trap behind my back, then tryin to be all buddy-buddy to my face.

by ♥BRiiZiiE○BAii♥ June 1, 2009

fake hipster

A person who treats hipsterdom as an image instead of a mindset. Also will usually be honest enough to admit to being a hipster, which completely goes against what true hipsters stand for (which is being "non-conformist" to a social stereotype). Other than that, they are often hard to tell between real hipsters. They typically dress like hipsters will, such as skinny jeans, lots of facial hair, and fedora hats, and listen to the same kind of music as real hipsters do. However, fake hipsters often don't have the same level of pretention as a real hipster does, and are less likely to put down others that are not like them.

Scene: Arcade Fire Wins Album of the Year at the Grammys

Fake Hipster: "Yay! I'm so happy for Arcade Fire! I hope others can see how supremely talented they are. I need to tell my friends."

An Actual Hipster: "Oh wow. Arcade Fire just sold-out, haven't they? Now everybody in college is going to like their music..."

by DJ Wondaz May 14, 2011

Fake Adult

1) one who poses convincingly as an adult, until things are not going his/her way, after which underlying immaturity bubbles up. 2) A fair-weathered adult.

Damn, I was duped again! We dated for three years, and he seemed so mature. Then we broke up; turns out, he was a fake adult!

by Playful Pen January 23, 2011

Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.

You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.

by private-polymath November 25, 2018

forty yard fake out

A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.

"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."

by SlickWilly January 17, 2004

Haters gonna say it’s fake

1. A very common title for videos on YouTube. They claim that if you think the footage is fake (which is clearly is, since it has been obviously edited), you’ll just be labeled a hater.

2. A line said by Justin Timberlake in his song “Filthy”, most likely in reference to this.

1. “haters gonna say it’s fake
Don’t believe the haters.”
-a video title and part of the description from a video by uploader Skratch

2. “Haters gonna say it’s fake
So real”
-a line from “Filthy” by Justin Timberlake

by Dat256Guy May 22, 2018