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Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
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flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend
Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor
by barnicle20 May 19, 2011
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PG Factor

To wear an oversized watch in public, especially in places where it might be harmful, such as an airport or a soccer field
Man, he got a sick PG Factor. Paul, take off your watch
by Putdateamonmyback May 11, 2011
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w-factor

W-Factor is when someone has trouble pronouncing words that have the letter W in them or pronouncing words that do not have the letter W in them as having the W sound. Mostly they pronounce R as W.
Just like "Barry Kripke" in TBBT
I have a 'wed' pen.
U cooked 'wice', am i 'wight'?
When ar we starting d 'expewiment?'
W-factors are numerous
by younggawrd October 16, 2018
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X Factor

The term 'X Factor' refers to an element of 21st century marketing techniques which seeks to capitalize on the sleek, hip, inherent ultra-coolness of young people . . . somehow. No one is quite sure what X Factor really is. If you don't care about it, you've got it. If you want it, you don't have it.
Not to be confused with 'pizazz', which refers to an element of 20th century marketing techniques which sought to capitalize on the hip, fun-loving nature of young people . . . somehow.
Dick: "Your book is great, Tom, but it could use some more X Factor."
Tom: "What's that?"
Dick: "You don't know?"
Tom: "No."
Dick: "Well...that's why you need more of it!"
by teknoarcanist November 26, 2010
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Bailey Factor

Bailey factor is a measure of how hot the girls at your party are not. If there are a large amount of not hot girls compared to the number of dudes, then the Bailey factor is high. Vice Versa, the Bailey factor is low or zero.
YO, I went to this party and the Bailey factor was pretty large so I bounced the f out

3 Hot girls walk through the door with a fat chick; Bailey factor increases.
by Derka September 15, 2007
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factor first

our new motto in Mrs. Gruman's Algerbra 2H class that means to factor first!
'Factor first!' reminded mrs. gruman trying to add humor in the classroom
by JackieC January 26, 2004
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