Alternative fact

Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.

- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.

by TheHumbleDuck September 1, 2017

Fan Fact

When you as a fan, describe or talk about something to someone that doesent know about that band/company/game that he likes.

Hey man, let me tell you a fan fact.

by Dekro June 6, 2018

Bases In FaceTime

Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.

1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime

Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.

by ObviouslyGrind2K18 May 29, 2018

fucking shit up after the fact

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying

When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

by Tom vape September 26, 2017

christo-facist

A super nationalistic fundamentalist Christian

The christo-facists almost succeeded in inserting the feeding tube into Terri S.

by GerS January 4, 2006

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

facist

One with a terribly delusional sense of his or her own beauty, importantce, or charisma.

That no-talent facist thinks more than just his mom is coming to his birthday party. Ummmm, delusional.

by idmf465 September 13, 2008