Fun Fact

To use before insulting a male or female.

"here's a fun fact.........

You made out w/ your sister man!"

by Mariah May 13, 2005

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

Facetime

The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!

Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!

by dmoney777 November 26, 2011

conspiracy fact

A conspiracy that is proven by disclosed documents and visual evidence, thus becomes undeniable.

That project MK Ultra has happened, is a conspiracy fact.

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 November 23, 2019

facetious

Being facetious is when you say something you think is funny, but NOBODY laughs. So then you have to say "Oh, uh...I was being facetious". And everyone's like "Ooooh Kayyy... (What a jackass.)"

"An awkward silence fell over the group after his facetious remark about the director's 'ghetto booty' wasn't appreciated.

by ~Adam September 15, 2006

facety

Origin: Feisty - adj. feist·i·er, feist·i·est
Touchy; quarrelsome.
Full of spirit or pluck; frisky or spunky.

feisty
adj 1: showing courage; "the champion is faced with a feisty challenger" syn: plucky, spunky 2: irritable and looking for trouble; "too touchy to make judicious decisions"

by RuffDiamond April 26, 2005

factasm

A fact that involves something erotic or sexual.

(as made popular by Mark Pritchard of www.1trackmind.com)

Kevin Pezzi: Did you know that Graham Crackers and Corn Flakes were both created to inhibit the sexual appetite?
Mark Pritchard: Wow, that's a pretty cool factasm.

by TilzyJosh December 9, 2008