Elite crackhead

Not necessarily snorting coke every weekend but.. does nitty behaviour. But they’re not the worst out of all the other crackheads as they have a good ol’ personality making them an “elite crackhead”

Jon and Angie:
Angie: Hey jon, how many pillows do you sleep with?
Jon: hey Angie, only 1, why?
Angie: Only 1? you’re an elite crackhead Jon.

by Bobduncanislife October 23, 2019

Elitefrenkie

Elite frenkie, aka PHILLY, is the G.O.A.T. he is a constant W taker, and barely takes Ls, he also has over 5000 iq

Oh you are elitefrenkie aka Philly? Sign me autograph mate?

by Deltstolos October 23, 2019

Evie

A girl who is amazing and so kind, she sometimes criticizes herself when she is amazing

Guy 1: “what do you think about Evie?”
Guy 2: “I think she is amazing!”
Guy 1: “same”

by Yo I love people and don’t mak November 2, 2019

Eviceration

The act of Hayden Hackett having his organs being metaphorically ripped out by Tovah Cantrell on the date of September 22nd

EVICERATION TIME HAYDEN HACKETTU

OR

"Funniest man alive, more like White Knight"

by Frxsted January 13, 2020

evie laspe

the definition of evie laspe is a BIGGEST BITCH of them all she smells like cat pee and will end up alone with 12 cats she eats her dogs shit and drinks her own trow up i smell kinda bad buts that’s ok

figure 1: ur the BIGGEST BITCH ever

evie laspe: i know i am

by fifteenanna.15 February 5, 2020

elite privilege

The privilege for an elitist to victimize, deceive, or gaslight others, while successfully playing the victim card.

*two friends watching a presidential debate*
Pete: Bernie wants to take away your healthcare

Bernie: “Unlike some of the campaigns up here, Pete, I don’t have 40 billionaires funding my campaign coming from the pharmaceutical industry and Wall Street"
Pete: "I will not pursue politics by telling people they can’t be by our side"

Friend: Wow Pete really flexing his elite privilege tonight

by Self Deprecating Geek February 14, 2020

Evidentially

A word that bosses typically use to make them sound more important than they actually are.

How's the job evidentially going
It evidentially can't be done

by Dick john's May 22, 2020