Hi evan

saying hi to the mighty evan. Evan is used for the best person to roam the earth

Me: hi evan
You: hi evan

by bunch crunch December 19, 2020

Bradley Evans

Some cunt who doesn’t shave

Bradley Evans is a bit faggy

by Durnehviir July 25, 2020

Evan ig

A hot, inviting, mature, provocative, racy, seductive, sensual, sensuous, arousing, come-hither, cuddly, flirtatious, kissable, libidinous, provoking, risqué, slinky, spicy, steamy, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous male loved by everyone and well known. 6ft tall Football player at 14 years. Good boyfriend material.

Hey Evan ig!

by Halesdumbass October 06, 2021

Evan Out

To abscond. To leave hurriedly and secretly; typically to avoid a workout.

"We have a hard workout today"
"You think he will come?"
"He is probably going to Evan Out"

by parmsco December 05, 2015

Wedgie Evans

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.

Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.

by J-Smoove May 22, 2006

evan bickford

A person who enjoys ratting out people who want to fight him.

That damn Evan Bickford ratted me out.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Evan

Female version:
She's beautiful and knows it. She's kind but has a temper. She's a tomboy at heart but likes to dress up and look pretty. She's outgoing but can be shy when there is a big crowd. She is happy when she is able to make others happy.

"Evan is so quiet."
"Evan is loud and funny when you get to know her."

by KaraEvan December 21, 2016