minge eater

Slang term used for a lesbian, i.e. someone who eats minge.

Also the punch line in the joke "what do you call a indian lesbian?"

Check out the fem-mullet she must be a right minge eater!!

by king_kenny October 16, 2005

Food Eater

A person who is a straight up douche bag fucker. This is the coolest term on the planet.

1: You have terrible taste in clothing, your shit sucks I hate you.

2: Shut up you fuckin' food eater.

by bober March 3, 2008

Death Eaters

Members of the Republican party that blindly followed George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and did their evil bidding.

Donald Rumsfeld was a memebr of the Death Eaters.

by JaneDoe13 February 5, 2008

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.

16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).

by Coomberta March 16, 2009

Entertainment Sock

A sock that is used as a cock sheath in order to catch a gentleman's relish.

There were no tissues left in the box so he reached for his entertainment sock.

by rhymen78 August 29, 2013

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

eater bucket

noun: term endearment for one's girlfriend

Hey man, I'm gonna go home, take a bubble bath, curl up with a good book, then call my eater bucket.

by Thx2KGutierrez June 17, 2009