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empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
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Empty Small Talk

Doesn't mean anything and I STILL don't care about rape.
Hym "Empty Small Talk and nothing more I still hate all of these people and don't want to be a part of any of their lives for any amount of time and if I am not allowed to remove myself from this situation in a way that does not leave me bereft or requires me to accept and conditions or change anything I'm doing in any way shape or form I will inevitably murder a child because I refuse to willing be cut out of all of the money I am being used to make."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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emptying

emptying the dog means "dog-walking".
I'm emptying the dog.
by Kenneth Keen November 24, 2023
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Empty shootin'

When someone is speaking to you and has no common sense.
Jonny was empty shootin' all night long and made me lose my mind .
by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.
are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?
by Pattybasc February 28, 2018
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