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East Jesus Nowhere

An amazing Green Day song off their 2009 album 21st Century Breakdown. This song is about fundamentalist religion. Lead vocalist for Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, wrote this song after attending a baptism for a friend's baby. Green Day performed this song on the season 34 finale of Saturday Night Live. Will Ferrell, who hosted, accompanied them on cow bell. This did not air, but can be found on Youtube.
A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and Genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics

Some of the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere
by Ninja-Unicorn June 30, 2011
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Eastlakes

a rough neighbourhood composed of mostly ethnic people. known for its bashings and robbings at the BKK. the ELB (eastlakes boys) defend and rep 2018 and its streets. Eastlakes is also know for its streetfights.
Eastlakes
by 4234234 November 26, 2009
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Eastman

of the large predominent group of homosepians, god has granted them with the gift to be the best, or at least near the top. either a sexy man pudding, or a woman angel cake, they are sweet, sugary, and of every kind of goodness in this earth, or possibly on mars if there is life.
Wow, you are the most amazing person ever, your such an Eastman.
Who said nobody can be perfect? eastmans are.
by cashmoneytheflowthugstar March 23, 2008
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East Omaha thug

A poor white trash version of a ghetto thug, without talent, style, or anything cool. Most East Omaha thugs were career criminals but were to lazy and stupid to make any money at it.
Is that boy a wigger? No he's an East Omaha thug and too stupid to be dangerous. Does he have anything we want? I just told you he's an East Omaha thug he ain't got shit.
by benth April 5, 2008
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east islip

A town with nothing to do but drink. If you live their you're most likely preppy and all you do on the weekend is DRINK DRINK DRINK.
I visited my friend in East Islip and that day I became an alcoholic.
by dvkdsvsjdkbvjsd April 24, 2008
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Eastchester

A town in Westchester where kids think they are "niggas" who are "from" the South Bronx because they lived in the Bronx's upper middle class Country Club section until age 1.
Eastchester is full of guidos
by YO Man December 12, 2004
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east central

a public high school in southeastern indiana

they are amazing at football, basketball (both boys and girls), soccer (both boys and girls), volleyball, track, and basically every type of high school sport except lacrosse. nobody plays lacrosse in indiana.

the guys are hott. like really attractive. because they're all so athletic. problem is, they're about as intelligent as the footballs they practice with, and treat girls like their old gym shorts.

a catfight is not uncommon at all between girls, and the cause is usually a boy. they are super loyal to their best friends and know how to party hard, but definitely aren't the most moral girls you'll meet
hannah: ehhmagawd he is SO HAWT
lane: don't even think about it, he's from east central
by auelsss94 January 8, 2012
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