slam dunk

an alternative to teabagging, the act of touching ones testicles to another's face

Alex is going for the sexy slam dunk. What if the shot clock runs out?

by the Chillburger April 07, 2009

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Slam Dunk

On 20/20 w/ barbara walters there was a segment in which it depicted rest-home staff who would pick-up geriactric patients and roughly throw or "slam-dunk" them onto their beds. the "game" had an actual point system to it and ways for fellow co-workers to compete and score points as if it was an actual basketball game.

Hey Vinnie, check this out, I'ma slam dunk this old hag!!
BAHW!!

by phuzz September 29, 2006

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knuckle dunking

Not to be confused with finger fucking , knuckle dunking is abit more gentle and must be done an hour or less after dunking powered mini donuts in milk.

Was knuckle dunking for so long my wrist hurts dnd now I have no more mini doughnuts and milk

by BSR710 March 06, 2018

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Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017

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dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

by pandaslapp December 20, 2016

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