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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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how u doin?

a common phrase used by the character Joey in the popular TV series 'friends'
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Random: im doin fine thanks and yourself?
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Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.
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