ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

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african dirt squirt

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.

I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

by the African dirt squirter December 1, 2013

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Pix or it didnt happen

To Blame someone of not having enough proof to back up what they are saying, FUNNY AS HELL TO SAY!

I had sex last night!

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN NOOB!

by Tomisvictorious December 22, 2009

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if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

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Arkansas dirt bath

A phrase describing the death of a person presumed killed by the Clintons' or their goons.

More than 100 people close to Bill and Hillary Clinton have died under very suspicious or mysterious circumstances.

Ron Brown is believed to have taken an Arkansas Dirt Bath. Found with a bullet hole in the back of his head, no investigation was ever done.

by Victor Komar February 4, 2006

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